Diana Reed Slattery (aka RoseRose) is a novelist, photographer, videographer, 
and the world's foremost (well, the only) expert in Glide language, which makes 
her one of the few practicing xenolinguists on the planet.  As Diana, I exhibit 
sufficient gravitas to be working on a Ph.D., whose current title, Communicating 
the Unspeakable: Linguistic Phenomena in the Psychedelic Sphere, is guaranteed 
to keep me interested on the one hand, and not to get me a university position, 
on the other.  As RoseRose, an alien paleo-anthropologist from a future timeframe, 
studying the human race at the beginning of the psychedelic era, I practice 
anti-gravitas in deep cover as a VJ.